Oh It's Nasty Alright

Did you wonder? I found the poop or something equivalent in a bedroom of course. This one was the dirtiest, banged up house we have ever seen. But, the process to buy is kinda neat.

So, the buying day expires in 48 hours. It's an electronic bid. Only 8 people have looked at it, if that. Its sold as is. So thankfully there will be no BS later about fixing this or that. You have to offer the price or less. If you offer more, that's out of pocket. Your loan will only be for $180,000. If we want to offer $186,000 that extra $6,000 comes from our own savings. We should know very quickly if they accept. Honestly, I don't care. It was stupid not to try. It's not a dream home, it's a money maker.

The place needs new carpet ASAP. It is so gross. Stains everywhere. The entire house HAS TO BE RE CARPETED. No carpet cleaning magic is gonna fix that. The walls are filthy. They are severely banged up also. The house clearly had a disabled person residing in it. A wheelchair person we assume since the bottom of the walls are the most beat up. There are support bars everywhere. There's also lots of holes where things were nailed in. It must be re painted.

It's a split level. The top has a tiny living room with pretty killer view, a kitchen, 2 bedrooms, a bathroom and 2 exits onto the lichen infested deck. The downstairs has a large dark room which has a very peculiar design, an attached bathroom, a dedicated laundry room and a garage. The deck is pretty sweet but needs to be deer proofed. The yard sucks. Sucks hard. However, directly behind the house is an empty lot. The neighborhood is awesome, the amenities are awesome.

We fully expect to either be out bid or lose to a cash buyer. Fully expect this. We know it has a bid already in. We could get lucky though and that's what we are riding on. I am good with losing it, James is already groaning about how he hates looking. So we will see! Enjoy these nasty, nasty pictures.