The honor does not go to me though I did try to take it. It goes to my mom. She removed the correctly guessed bat. She nearly barfed.
We took all the food out of the kitchen. I told her she could take the kids for a car ride but she had me take them. I tried to offer her anything she might need. I told her there was a pile of boxes in the corner, pointed out the paper towels and the disinfectant wipes. She insisted she was fine. So, the kids and I headed out for paint. Specifically, Kilz paint, we are dealing with the wrath of animal odor in this place.
10 minutes into driving I get a call from my mom. I am a little worried she is calling for back up or calling to ask where something is. I answer and she tells me the deed is done. She said she put a box under the light fixture and it plopped right in. She said the smell was horrific and she thinks it could be why the house smelled in the first place. I asked where it currently was and she informed me it was on the deck. I also asked if she took a picture for our viewers. She told me I could do that when I got home. A few minutes later my phone buzzed and it was a picture of the bat with flies around it. A stylist couldn't have done a better job. That picture can't help giving the willy's.

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